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OIE Estate Gazette

Ongoing observations

Notices, & reports gathered from around the OIE Estate grounds
  • Flamingo Migration Season is approaching!

  • Mirror Marsh has increased water levels. Please watch your setp when wading.

  • The OIE Teahouse is open again.

  • Preparations are underway for the upcoming Rock & Mineral Show

OIE Rock & Mineral Show!!!

An OIE Curator inspects mineral specimens on display at the Conservatory small wing.

At the Quantum Spin Tower

  • The Main Lobby of the Quantum Spin Tower holds the grandest speciment displays at the OIE Estate. The Heartwood of the ancient redwood tree hosts apophyllite colonies this year, and collections are still coming in.

The Conservatory

  • The Rock & Mineral Show has officially begun in the small wing of the OIE Conservatory. Our curators are completing their final inspections.

  • Residents still visit this wing throughout the busy seasons, and make our installations that much more special.

The Grand Hall

  • Rann E Goldrich’s private collection will be on display in the The Grand Hall of the main mansion. The Earthkeeper will be on display— along with other, mineral cabinets

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A Bite From the Residents

Letter to the Editor — Conservatory Volunteer
The first feather landed in the herb garden yesterday morning.
I realize some guests may think this is an ordinary occurrence, but residents know better. Last year the flamingos arrived three days before the mineral exhibition opened and two days before the rose quartz display began humming.
I am simply reporting observations.

— M. Alder

Message Left with Grand Hall Concierge

Excuse me—
Would someone please explain why the flamingos always begin appearing near the Conservatory approximately one week before rare minerals are put on display?
Last year they stood outside the entrance and stared at us.
Respectfully requesting clarification.

— Anonymous

Response from Concierge:
No concerns at this time.

Note from a Resident of East Grounds

Every year people ask whether the flamingos arrive because of the Rock & Mineral Show.
I don't think that's correct.
I think the flamingos know something and we're just the last to hear about it.

— J.

Letter to the Editor — Birdwatching Society

Management insists they are migratory birds.
Management also insists the weather and mood are separate phenomena.
The Birdwatching Society remains unconvinced on both matters.

— OIE Birdwatching Society

Tea House Guest Book Entry

Sat quietly with tea this morning.
Saw three feathers drift from the sky.
No birds.
Very peaceful.

— S.

Quantum Spin Tower Observation Log

08:13 — Flamingo activity observed in northern airspace.
08:17 — Additional flamingos observed.
08:22 — Observers no longer discussing flamingos and are now discussing fluorite.
Correlation noted.

— Tower Staff

Grounds Department Memorandum

Residents are reminded that flamingo feathers found on Estate grounds should not be returned to the sky by hand.
We are still evaluating whether this improves or worsens migration behavior.

— Grounds Department

Letter to the Editor

The minerals are lovely.
The birds are lovely.
I would appreciate it if they would stop looking directly at me.

— Concerned Guest

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